Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Some words for everyone...
Some nice words ...
* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
* To err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
* The road to success... is always under construction.
* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
* In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
* Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
* Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... which never works.
* If at first you don't succeed. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
* You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
* Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
* 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
* If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late... the bus is still late.
* If you come early, no one bothers about you. If you come late.. You find your boss has been looking out for you.
* Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
* When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
* If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper.. if you have both, no one calls.
* If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
* You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
* All Govt buses are crowded. Corollary- buses in opposite direction always go empty.
* The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
* After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
* If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
* The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
* Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
(Source: Internet)
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Love Letter
A Kind of Love Letter
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. Often happens
in life
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5 marks and (c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8)I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before anyone could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
With love,
Aakash
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5 marks and (c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8)I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before anyone could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
With love,
Aakash
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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format.
Dear Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No
2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside, right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No
You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes
(b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you.
Reshma
(Source: Internet)
Sunday, March 23, 2014
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